Open Wide Please!

2010-11-16T23:20:00.000-08:00

'Open Wide Please!' is my first novel and is published by Amazon as an Ebook. It's a full length comedy.

This is the link for anyone interested. Just click it.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=seach-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=Open+Wide+Please%21&x=18&y=23

Here's a brief synopsis.

"Darling,you will make a brilliant dentist! That was such a big prick...yet I didn't feel a thing!"

Aptly named Maurice Molar is a misfit. He's a six foot six, dope smoking, heavy drinking, Wagner loving, child hating, anti social, bearded gorilla of a man,who is actually very good at dentistry but unfortunately has a big problem about treating such patients as children, people in authority, foreigners and homosexuals. In short he is a lovable bigot and a very much a square peg in a round hole. Oh, and he's also psychic!

The book is Maurices' biography, however, the main part of the novel is set in the 1960's and follows Maurice's career from dental school, through National Service in the RAF. Here he is posted to 'The arsehole of the world' where his life is changed dramatically and he is discharged from the service.

Picking up the pieces his career continues until he finally joins a dental practice in Devon, run by a like minded dental surgeon called Harry Badcock.

Harry, much older than Maurice, is an Irishman just full of charisma. He could 'charm the birds out of the sky' and the sell them back to God! These two rough diamonds and their shenanigans make a formidable team much to the dismay of practice manager, Audrey.

Then the unthinkable happens and Harry dies.

After a heavy dope smoking session, Maurice finds to his horror that his old friend is still around and whats more, he needs Maurice's help to get to heaven!

The Cast and scenes from, "Keep The Home Fires Burning".

2008-10-13T13:06:00.000-07:00

Keep The Home Fires Burning

2008-08-15T08:33:00.001-07:00

This play ran from 4th - 11th October 2008 at the Little Theatre Torquay.

All in all a good run.

Anyone interested in any aspect about the play, please email me.

Paul

Trimmings of a Hedge

Open Wide Please!

The Cast and scenes from, "Keep The Home Fires Burning".

Keep The Home Fires Burning